how to evacuate the subway...

one: turn red knob
two: administer self wedgie and open door
three: push everyone the F out of your way

2 comments:

ck said...

i usually skip to step 3 in subway emergencies.

Gail said...

Which is why I volunteer for emergency exit seats on flights...I'm over 16, willing and able to open the door AND be the first one out

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