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this is how they entice you to come into the stores here. instead of a picture of sizzling beef and pork chops, we have pictures of cows and pigs grazing on a field. and we're not gonna beat around the bush either; our hair dresser looks like an effeminate conan o'brian. i like it. they just get right down to business.
im going uzbeki tonight. anyone know some good uzbekistani dishes? i hear good things about the gragafel. school went really well today. i had the 3rd graders and they were off the chain. there was one kid that was being a pain in the butt so i named him beecher. there was another kid wrapping himslelf in twine and having another kid videotape him so i named him jobe. and another one was questioning everything i said so i named him cullin.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

yay cullin! i like that hairdresser.

The Pol said...

woohoo, I got a namesake,

And he's already making me proud.

Will should I send him some Copies of Rush's greatest shows, maybe a collection of Milton Friedman, I'm so excited I don't know what to say.

Make him a great capitalist.

Gail said...

I'm a thinking that you are being tested Oh Great William Teacher. By third graders that adore you and want to see how you handle "twined-up" students and just general mayhem.

Unknown said...

Silas Jose wanted to know if you could name a couple of those little rascals after him. Bobby Kennedy too.

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