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last night i met my friend nate for some korean barbq. apparently this place is famous. it's been on tv! that is what separates the good restaurants from the famous restaurants here. i love cooking on the table.

then we went to "dragon" and played darts. they try to cater to westerners so you can request pretty much any song and if they dont have it already they will download it and play it. i asked for "disconnect the dots" by of montreal. it took them a few minutes, but they found it. then we played some strokes and nate requested tiny dancer for me, which i thought was a little weird.

everytime i went to the bathroom i was reminded that i was officailly in the big leagues now, because next to the hole in the ground were urinals filled with, what else, ice.

changing gears, my man john bolton was on the dennis miller show on 9/26 hour 1, playing peanut butter to my chocolate.

and yet again. on the subway into work this morning some peddler was peddling those little wooden tripod things that you are supposed to massage someone with and i made the mistake of making eye contact for the briefest of moments. so i was his first volunteer. as he started in on my legs whilst yelling in korean it dawned on me that it would be a great way to make money on the subway charging 5-10$ for 5 minutes or so. if someone wants to come to korea and work for me shoot me an email and we'll get the visa machine rolling.